Another story from: the Land of Lard.

So this gal comes rolling in the restaurant, and she is sporting the latest

in t-shirt hip-ware. And she is fat, really H- U- G--E,

and, as a bonus, . . .

direct from the trailer park.

Takes "Get ur done" seriously.

Gentle, rolling endless layers of lard, . . . The tide was up.

the front of the shirt sez "Welcome to Louisville," with the Cardinal logo up front.

The rear of the shirt,

after some effort to find it, also reads "Welcome to Louisville, with the back side Louis-ville

modified, crossed out and replaced with "Pitino," so it reads

"Welcome to Pitinoville." . . .

very clever of our fat friend, least of all, she was also tremendously impressed with her work.

No doubt, Rick would have been proud to see his name sported about,

Where is Rick?

Where is Rick?